According to Dale Clayton, a biologist at the University of Utah, evolutionists have finally “discovered the smoking louse”; that is, proof of the cockamamie theory of evolution. Believe it or not, the proof has existed all along right above our children’s noses. Up in some of their itching scalps are two kinds of head lice. The inferior of the two formerly dined exclusively on the scalps of ape men. However, once our primate ancestors evolved into modern man the inferior strain of lice was forced to leap from its former host to join the superior strain in a more delectable fare; namely, the scalps of a new species. Therefore, the existence of two kinds of head lice purportedly proves that man came from the monkey. I don’t know about you, but this kind of so-called science leaves me scratching my head.
On the heels of evolutionists explaining away our intricately detailed universe’s intelligent Designer with a couple of head lice, Swedish neuroscientists announced that they have sniffed out the “gay gene.” These Swedish scientists scanned the brains of people while they smelled a testosterone derivative found in men’s sweat and an estrogen-like compound found in women’s urine. The Swedes’ smelly test showed that most heterosexual men preferred the smell of women’s urine and that most homosexual men preferred the smell of men’s sweat. Thus, according to the Swedes, homosexuality must be innate. It’s not, as the Bible teaches, an abominable sin against nature (Leviticus 18:22; 20:13; Romans 1:26-27), but the natural penchant of an inbreed predisposition.
Who would have thought that creation could be disproved and the Bible discredited by a head-scratching kid and a pile of dirty laundry? Well, such is the marvel of modern science. The real marvel however is that a sane person can put any stock in such nonsense. Still, no matter how absurd an assertion some so-called scientist makes, today’s masses unquestionably accept it as the truth. Anyone refusing to do so is looked down upon as an uneducated simpleton whose ignorance alone keeps him from paying homage to the lab coat clad challengers of Christian convention. No wonder the Apostle Paul warned us against being taken in by what is “falsely” called science.
The Bible teaches that men suppress the truth about God in unrighteousness (Romans 1:18). Contrary to popular opinion, it’s not smarts but sin that leads modern science to deny the existence of God and to dispute the exactness of His Word. It’s not distant galaxies peered at through telescopes, amoebas observed through microscopes, or concoctions mixed in laboratories, but the blackness of men’s hearts that causes them to deny their Creator and justify their sins. Nothing seen in a test tube or discovered through satellite reconnaissance has or ever will disprove the God of the Book or the Book of God. Yet, today’s so-called science grasps at the straws of parasites and smelly bodily fluids in a desperate attempt to hide its eyes from the One before whose eyes nothing is hidden and to whom the whole world must one day give an account (Hebrews 4:13).
