Something phenomenal happened in Washington D.C. last night. A hostile press suddenly appeared ready for a group hug with President Trump. Amazingly, Trump-haters, who are always taking potshots at Trump, became sympathetic toward him, after being scared out of their wits that they too could have been shot by another Trump would-be assassin. The phenomenon, which even had Trump getting friendly with the fake news, was kind of like foxhole religion, though actually acquired under the tables of the ballroom of the Washington Hilton rather than in an actual foxhole. Still, it's quite remarkable how the prospect of bullets flying over one's head can rid all foxholes of atheists and the White House Press Room of all Trump Derangement Syndrome. Unfortunately, neither phenomenon last once the bullets stop flying and atheist climb out of their foxholes and our press crawls back out from under their tables.